What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes "Hahahahaha...*thud*"?

Someone laughing their head off

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Where did little John go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!