What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

John Jokes More John Jokes

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!