What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

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What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nothing, he was knocked out .

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

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What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!