What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

John Jokes More John Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!