How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs