How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception