How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

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Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load