Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters?

Testostyrone.

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!