Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

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Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Little Sally Jokes More Little Sally Jokes

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!

Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally