Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!