Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus