What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Unitarian Jokes More Unitarian Jokes

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Apparent Reason Jokes More Apparent Reason Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.