What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*