What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Unitarian Jokes More Unitarian Jokes

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Apparent Reason Jokes More Apparent Reason Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.