What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Unitarian Jokes More Unitarian Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

Apparent Reason Jokes More Apparent Reason Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.