How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

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Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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What's next to England?

A question mark.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.