How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

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What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Question Mark Jokes More Question Mark Jokes

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Unitarian Jokes More Unitarian Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.