How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

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What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.