What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

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Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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Why are mexicans bad firefighters?

Because they cant tell jose from hose B

How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.