What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

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What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.