What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?

Jose and Hose B

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!