What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

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How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.