What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

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How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.