What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload