What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

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What do you call a stoned Irishman?

A baked potato.

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.