What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.