Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!