Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.