Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.