Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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A yellow license plate.

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Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

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He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.