What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

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How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P