What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good