How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!