Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe