Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.