How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!