What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

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How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.