What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.