What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!