What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ?

Army Ants coming for tea then

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence