What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What do you call batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

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Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

How did Henry V reload his rifle?

Once more into the breech, dear friends