What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

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Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

Reload Jokes More Reload Jokes

How do you reload a cardboard gun?

With paper clips.

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.