What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

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What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies