What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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What do you call a bear that is missing all of its teeth??

A Gummy Bear!

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

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How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

Reload Jokes More Reload Jokes

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

How did Henry V reload his rifle?

Once more into the breech, dear friends