What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

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What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.