What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

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How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!"

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.