Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Urine trouble.
It was missing a tire.
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
I want my quarter back!
At C level
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
One has culture.
America.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
