Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
No-eye deer.
Because they always miss the joke
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
Thank you for your patients.
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
Americans.
On their feet!
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.