Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

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What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."