Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

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Who is saved?

America

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.