What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.