What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

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What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here