What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

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What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh