How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Damn"

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!