None, because chauvinists can't change anything.
Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?
There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!
