How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

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What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

f(x)

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

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How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.