How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

f(x)

Establish Jokes More Establish Jokes

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.