Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in Indonesia?

A Kraken-towa!

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".