Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

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What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"