Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"