Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

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How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

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What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2