Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'