Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'