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How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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