What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.