How did the sperm cross the road?

I put the wrong socks on today.

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.