Uncle Vernon Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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What is today's best punch line?

Paul christoforo

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.