Uncle Vernon Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.