Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Why was the Redditors jokes so unoriginal?

Because he Reddit off the internet.

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.