When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

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How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks?

Because they're like Iraq.

Dubai Jokes More Dubai Jokes

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.