When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

Dubai Jokes More Dubai Jokes

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.