When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

Dubai Jokes More Dubai Jokes

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.