When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

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When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?

Yell B-52.

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

Dubai Jokes More Dubai Jokes

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.