When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What do you call a white Arab prince?

A milk sheikh

What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's?

Sheik Shake

Dubai Jokes More Dubai Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.