Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

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What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

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What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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In Bhuddapest

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How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

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She swallowed

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

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What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.