A bus driver.
He waits at the next station
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
A stand up driver.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
A pilot you racist
Because they can sheik it.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.