Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

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What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.