Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.