Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.