Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.