Going in to ask for a coat hanger
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
Park your car, man.
A: Play ball.
He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
They use a sea lion.
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
Having to see your ex at family gatherings.
Because he kept locking up.
Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*
A dookie
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
