What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic?

Going in to ask for a coat hanger

This joke may have profanity.
Previous Random Joke Next
Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

Whats the worst part about being a news reporter?

The shootings

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Abortion Clinic Jokes More Abortion Clinic Jokes