What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

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What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"