What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep