What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

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What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!