What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.