What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

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What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

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What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

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What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.