What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra