At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.
Disney movies can still touch children.
My Grandma can unlock an iphone.
They told him his wife died recently.
Netflix and chill.
because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
Orange face.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
Chez Guevara
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"
He wanted to make a clean getaway
Intruder window