At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
You cannot milk a goat for 13 years
Nun
WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
Bet on it.
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
because he has gnocchi
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
Drive faster.
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
He was running a trap house.
