Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Whats more offensive than black face?

Orange face.

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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What does Che Guevara call his house?

Chez Guevara

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window