What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

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What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

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What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.