What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

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Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

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What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.