What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

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How does a Russian bomb explode?

Kaboomshki

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.