Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

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What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

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Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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Bob

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What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.