Disagree Jokes

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

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What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Upset Stomach Jokes More Upset Stomach Jokes

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

Zionist Jokes More Zionist Jokes

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

Anti Semite Jokes More Anti Semite Jokes

What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.