Disagree Jokes

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

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What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Melania Jokes More Melania Jokes

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

Anti Semite Jokes More Anti Semite Jokes

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

Upset Stomach Jokes More Upset Stomach Jokes

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Zionist Jokes More Zionist Jokes

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

Chronic Math Debater Jokes More Chronic Math Debater Jokes

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater