Disagree Jokes

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

You might also enjoy:

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Zionist Jokes More Zionist Jokes

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie?

A baked potato.

Anti Semite Jokes More Anti Semite Jokes

What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.