Disagree Jokes

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

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What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Melania Jokes More Melania Jokes

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

Upset Stomach Jokes More Upset Stomach Jokes

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

Zionist Jokes More Zionist Jokes

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder