How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.