How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.