What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

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Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.