What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.