What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

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How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.