What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !