What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.