What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

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What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.