Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.