Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!