What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Hot Wing Jokes More Hot Wing Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"