What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

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He's

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Meals on Wheels

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How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

What do you call a chat site for terrorists?

Allahu Chatbar.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

Hot Wing Jokes More Hot Wing Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."