What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

How do you make a pig float?

WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.

Hot Wing Jokes More Hot Wing Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."