What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

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Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"

Hot Wing Jokes More Hot Wing Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"