What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

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What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

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Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

What is a terrorist his favourite car?

A Citroen C4

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What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."