What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

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Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

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What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.