What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

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What is white and interferes with the meal?

An avalanche.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel :)

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.