How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

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What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

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Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"