Why did prince Oxygen inherit the thron...

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Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones