Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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Where does a catholic cat go when it dies?

Purrrgatory.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

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What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

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Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir