Oxygen Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Francium Jokes More Francium Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Hydrogen Jokes More Hydrogen Jokes

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises?

Daytrogen.

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

Inherit Jokes More Inherit Jokes

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

Tungsten Jokes More Tungsten Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.