Oxygen Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

Sulfur Jokes More Sulfur Jokes

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

What do you call a king with a weed addiction?

Your royal highness.

Hydrogen Jokes More Hydrogen Jokes

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense