Oxygen Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Sulfur Jokes More Sulfur Jokes

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Air Conditioning Jokes More Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

Why did the cat fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.