Tungsten Jokes

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.