Tungsten Jokes

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

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What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo