Tungsten Jokes

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Doctor WHo

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I apollogize.

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning