Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

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What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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Why are hurricanes always named after white people?

Because white people destroy everything.

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.