Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.