What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

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Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.