What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

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What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.